it's rainy in london - more a "wet" xmas than a "white" one - and once again, santa failed to bring me a pony, but otherwise, it has been a great day filled with lovely surprises.
Firstly, Santa traditionally arrives through the chimney. Of course we don't have a chimney. And a pony wouldn't fit through the letter box, at least not without alterations that would make it less horse-like.
Secondly, Santa likes a sherry and a mince pie, or milk and cookies, but we left neither. Maybe the lack of equine gifts is some form of petty revenge? I never knew that Santa was so vindictive.
Seriously? You've always wanted a pony? Well, why the heck didn't you ask for that instead of A Christmas Story on DVD. I couldn't have taken care of a pony *much* easier! And shipping to the UK? No problem!
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There were two main problems with the pony.
Firstly, Santa traditionally arrives through the chimney. Of course we don't have a chimney. And a pony wouldn't fit through the letter box, at least not without alterations that would make it less horse-like.
Secondly, Santa likes a sherry and a mince pie, or milk and cookies, but we left neither. Maybe the lack of equine gifts is some form of petty revenge? I never knew that Santa was so vindictive.
Best seasonal wishes anyway...
Seriously? You've always wanted a pony? Well, why the heck didn't you ask for that instead of A Christmas Story on DVD. I couldn't have taken care of a pony *much* easier! And shipping to the UK? No problem!
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